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In the summer of 2008 I will be taking a pontoon houseboat down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis St. Paul to the Gulf of Mexico. It will be my home and vessel as I descend the mighty Mississip. This will be a healthy and relaxing trip, an adventure worth experiencing, and a good-livin-hell-of-a-time. For six years this trip has been living as a fantastical goal within me. I know the beginning is around the bend, and that makes me smile like I just lost my training wheels.

The boat is not traditional in many ways except for that it floats. It is a unique HPB (human powered boat) that in basic appearance looks like a hybrid between a cataraft on steroids and a traditional houseboat. There are four different systems of propulsion that can be operated individually or in conjunction with one another. Its primary form of power comes from two pedal-driven-propeller stations located at the stern on both sides of the boat. They resemble recumbent bicycles with a propeller instead of wheels. In addition, there is a set of oars for rowing on the front deck. The boat also has, for those occasions when the current is strong, sweeps that can be operated from the top of the cabin. Sweeps are long oars that resemble gigantic hockey sticks. They protrude fore and aft of the boat and are used for steering and lateral movement but not necessarily to gain downstream momentum. Lastly there is an outboard motor that can be used in emergencies, for safety and to make up lost time.

The 3-foot diameter inflatable pontoons are 22 feet long and are attached to a frame constructed from 2” Aluminum pipe. The frame also doubles as the skeletal structure, which supports a hanging floor, two side decks, a front deck and a cabin. Plywood that is cut to the right dimensions and fastened to the aluminum pipe forms the floor and decks. As for the cabin, it is waterproof nylon, canvas and mesh all sewn together and fitted around the aluminum pipe. Inside the cabin there are four berths, a living area, a kitchen and storage. Oh yeah there is a bathroom too, outfitted with all the amenities a camping king would expect.

From June through August I’ll weave approximately 1800 miles through 10 states to the ever-nearing Gulf Coast. Geographically speaking the Mississippi River is separated into two sections, the upper and lower, with the dividing point lying at the confluence with the Ohio River. Both section are as unique as they are long and will offer a river front glimpse at Middle America. One major difference of the Upper Mississippi is that it is a series of pools created by channel dams, while the lower half is free flowing. Due to this, the average current will be much faster downstream of the Ohio River. Along the way I will ‘lock through’ 27 locks, visit the homes of Mark Twain and Elvis, dodge barge traffic, and do some fishing and sunbathing. I intend to explore as much as possible, learn what I can and enjoy life to brim.

If you’d like to come, believe me, I want you to. In fact, I want as much company as possible. The cabin will sleep four, so I hope to have three others with me at all times. The invitation is open to everyone and anyone, family, friends, friends of friends, and especially to characters I meet along the way. There is an itinerary in the blog archive that will help you choose when, where and for how long you would like to join the adventure. Don't worry; I expect the trip will take me 100 days, so you'll have all summer to fit in a Mississippi get-a-way.

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Day 50, 36 Miles - MM 89 to Cape Girardeau

When I dropped my anchor last night I though I might have to cut it loose this morning. The river was rushing between my pontoons and sounded like a gushing mountain stream. There must have been at least 6 miles of current and I wasn’t sure I would be able to pull my boat up to where the anchor lay. An anchor works not so much by weight but by digging power. To release a set anchor you must pull from directly above or upstream of where it lays. I huffed and pulled and cursed my way up the anchor line but couldn’t release it. For a good half hour I fought against the current. Every time I gained a few feet I would cleat it off so I didn’t lose any hard fought ground. Eventually I started my motor but had to be very careful not to tangle the line in my prop as I drove forward. To drive and pull the line in at the same time is most definitely a two-person job. I tried circling around and on the third time I felt the anchor line loosen. I knew I had either unburied the anchor, which is what I was hoping for, or broken the line and left my anchor at the bottom of the river. I killed the engine instantly started reeling in the anchor. It was easy to pull but still my hands throbbed after all the fighting that had been done. Eventually I got to the chain and new my anchor was still attached. Holy shit what a way to start the morning. I was ready for a nap.

The rest of the day went smooth and quickly. I was enjoying some of the quickest current so far. I wonder how fast she’ll be flowing downstream of the Ohio? It wasn’t even two o’clock when I reached Cape. After this mornings anchor debacle I wasn’t about to do that again so I drove the front of Big Getter right up onto the mud near the boat ramp. It was worth trekking through the mud to get on or off as long as didn’t have to drop anchor. The rest of the afternoon was spent sipping on fruit smoothies and bicycling around.

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