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In the summer of 2008 I will be taking a pontoon houseboat down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis St. Paul to the Gulf of Mexico. It will be my home and vessel as I descend the mighty Mississip. This will be a healthy and relaxing trip, an adventure worth experiencing, and a good-livin-hell-of-a-time. For six years this trip has been living as a fantastical goal within me. I know the beginning is around the bend, and that makes me smile like I just lost my training wheels.

The boat is not traditional in many ways except for that it floats. It is a unique HPB (human powered boat) that in basic appearance looks like a hybrid between a cataraft on steroids and a traditional houseboat. There are four different systems of propulsion that can be operated individually or in conjunction with one another. Its primary form of power comes from two pedal-driven-propeller stations located at the stern on both sides of the boat. They resemble recumbent bicycles with a propeller instead of wheels. In addition, there is a set of oars for rowing on the front deck. The boat also has, for those occasions when the current is strong, sweeps that can be operated from the top of the cabin. Sweeps are long oars that resemble gigantic hockey sticks. They protrude fore and aft of the boat and are used for steering and lateral movement but not necessarily to gain downstream momentum. Lastly there is an outboard motor that can be used in emergencies, for safety and to make up lost time.

The 3-foot diameter inflatable pontoons are 22 feet long and are attached to a frame constructed from 2” Aluminum pipe. The frame also doubles as the skeletal structure, which supports a hanging floor, two side decks, a front deck and a cabin. Plywood that is cut to the right dimensions and fastened to the aluminum pipe forms the floor and decks. As for the cabin, it is waterproof nylon, canvas and mesh all sewn together and fitted around the aluminum pipe. Inside the cabin there are four berths, a living area, a kitchen and storage. Oh yeah there is a bathroom too, outfitted with all the amenities a camping king would expect.

From June through August I’ll weave approximately 1800 miles through 10 states to the ever-nearing Gulf Coast. Geographically speaking the Mississippi River is separated into two sections, the upper and lower, with the dividing point lying at the confluence with the Ohio River. Both section are as unique as they are long and will offer a river front glimpse at Middle America. One major difference of the Upper Mississippi is that it is a series of pools created by channel dams, while the lower half is free flowing. Due to this, the average current will be much faster downstream of the Ohio River. Along the way I will ‘lock through’ 27 locks, visit the homes of Mark Twain and Elvis, dodge barge traffic, and do some fishing and sunbathing. I intend to explore as much as possible, learn what I can and enjoy life to brim.

If you’d like to come, believe me, I want you to. In fact, I want as much company as possible. The cabin will sleep four, so I hope to have three others with me at all times. The invitation is open to everyone and anyone, family, friends, friends of friends, and especially to characters I meet along the way. There is an itinerary in the blog archive that will help you choose when, where and for how long you would like to join the adventure. Don't worry; I expect the trip will take me 100 days, so you'll have all summer to fit in a Mississippi get-a-way.

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Day 35, 20 Miles -Burlington to Dutchman Island

Good Living

Sniper team - spotter and shooter.

If this summers Mississippi extravaganza were a weather forecast the weather man would hardly be able to say "it's gonna be a kick ass day" for all his giddiness. My mom asked me how I was going to do this all summer. In hind sight I ask, how are you not going to do this all summer? Karin and Steven's enthusiasm was polarized by the sun and we laughed most of the day away. One of the great things about having so many people onboard is that everyone keeps the vibe elevated and fresh. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Brother,
Did you get the Corn Cobb pipes and "hobbits weed" tabacco I sent you? You cant roll on down the river without it.
I am sick that I cant be there with you.
Soon, I will be in Lubbock and will take out Marvin to hear all about his experiences.

Be safe,
Mike

Anonymous said...

Justus,
tell me how many days from greenville to vicksburg and when you might be in greenville and I will try to bring you some food....

T

aaron said...

nice hat . .
. . but it looks like a NYC fake to me.

Anonymous said...

It exists, therefore it is real. HA

Anonymous said...

I am having a ball following you, Bill and Max this summer. I am the all time arm chair traveler in my busy day... I was all over the world last year with Bill, I saw places I had only heard of before..sitting here in my house at my computer.... I LOVE THIS....I only wish the Mississippi went thru Las Vegas,NV. so I could run out and see ya going by..
Thank you Thank you..
an old Mom in Las Vegas,
Eileen

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