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In the summer of 2008 I will be taking a pontoon houseboat down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis St. Paul to the Gulf of Mexico. It will be my home and vessel as I descend the mighty Mississip. This will be a healthy and relaxing trip, an adventure worth experiencing, and a good-livin-hell-of-a-time. For six years this trip has been living as a fantastical goal within me. I know the beginning is around the bend, and that makes me smile like I just lost my training wheels.

The boat is not traditional in many ways except for that it floats. It is a unique HPB (human powered boat) that in basic appearance looks like a hybrid between a cataraft on steroids and a traditional houseboat. There are four different systems of propulsion that can be operated individually or in conjunction with one another. Its primary form of power comes from two pedal-driven-propeller stations located at the stern on both sides of the boat. They resemble recumbent bicycles with a propeller instead of wheels. In addition, there is a set of oars for rowing on the front deck. The boat also has, for those occasions when the current is strong, sweeps that can be operated from the top of the cabin. Sweeps are long oars that resemble gigantic hockey sticks. They protrude fore and aft of the boat and are used for steering and lateral movement but not necessarily to gain downstream momentum. Lastly there is an outboard motor that can be used in emergencies, for safety and to make up lost time.

The 3-foot diameter inflatable pontoons are 22 feet long and are attached to a frame constructed from 2” Aluminum pipe. The frame also doubles as the skeletal structure, which supports a hanging floor, two side decks, a front deck and a cabin. Plywood that is cut to the right dimensions and fastened to the aluminum pipe forms the floor and decks. As for the cabin, it is waterproof nylon, canvas and mesh all sewn together and fitted around the aluminum pipe. Inside the cabin there are four berths, a living area, a kitchen and storage. Oh yeah there is a bathroom too, outfitted with all the amenities a camping king would expect.

From June through August I’ll weave approximately 1800 miles through 10 states to the ever-nearing Gulf Coast. Geographically speaking the Mississippi River is separated into two sections, the upper and lower, with the dividing point lying at the confluence with the Ohio River. Both section are as unique as they are long and will offer a river front glimpse at Middle America. One major difference of the Upper Mississippi is that it is a series of pools created by channel dams, while the lower half is free flowing. Due to this, the average current will be much faster downstream of the Ohio River. Along the way I will ‘lock through’ 27 locks, visit the homes of Mark Twain and Elvis, dodge barge traffic, and do some fishing and sunbathing. I intend to explore as much as possible, learn what I can and enjoy life to brim.

If you’d like to come, believe me, I want you to. In fact, I want as much company as possible. The cabin will sleep four, so I hope to have three others with me at all times. The invitation is open to everyone and anyone, family, friends, friends of friends, and especially to characters I meet along the way. There is an itinerary in the blog archive that will help you choose when, where and for how long you would like to join the adventure. Don't worry; I expect the trip will take me 100 days, so you'll have all summer to fit in a Mississippi get-a-way.

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Day 33, 30 Miles - Muscatine to Mile Marker 426

Randy and Bob, two locals, came by the dock this morning to check out Big Getter and Evangeline. They had read the Quad City paper and were interested in seeing the crafts. On the day we left Moline they had stopped by to visit but missed us. Both men had grown up on the Mississippi and have river water in their genetics. They are retired pipe fitters and therefore infinitely interested in the frame work of the Big Getter. Furthermore the two were boaters who had sailed the upper Mississippi and spent their entire lives fishing it's shores. It was a pleasure to hear the stories of river hobos and river lore. I thought I might get a couple hitch hikers but they were heading out of town to go fishing. Carlton and Amy arrived and we shoved off immediately. Big Getter was again blessed by a tail wind and we drifted like a feather in the breeze. Glorious, glorious gravity. Because of the lock closures it took a bit more effort for the two of them to get here but the effort paid off. Amy sunned and blasted the dinosaur with the BB gun while Carlton drove the rear sweep grinning like a sixteen year old with a drivers license. We passed the Iowa River which two weeks ago was a swollen, barreling waterway reeking havoc to homes and businesses on its shores. Now all that is left as a reminder are muddy tree trunks and an 8 foot high water mark. We anchored in a peaceful side channel and stared at the heaven until our eyelids finally fell closed.
Randy and Bob

Amy makes a bold statement "don't !uc& with me"

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