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In the summer of 2008 I will be taking a pontoon houseboat down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis St. Paul to the Gulf of Mexico. It will be my home and vessel as I descend the mighty Mississip. This will be a healthy and relaxing trip, an adventure worth experiencing, and a good-livin-hell-of-a-time. For six years this trip has been living as a fantastical goal within me. I know the beginning is around the bend, and that makes me smile like I just lost my training wheels.

The boat is not traditional in many ways except for that it floats. It is a unique HPB (human powered boat) that in basic appearance looks like a hybrid between a cataraft on steroids and a traditional houseboat. There are four different systems of propulsion that can be operated individually or in conjunction with one another. Its primary form of power comes from two pedal-driven-propeller stations located at the stern on both sides of the boat. They resemble recumbent bicycles with a propeller instead of wheels. In addition, there is a set of oars for rowing on the front deck. The boat also has, for those occasions when the current is strong, sweeps that can be operated from the top of the cabin. Sweeps are long oars that resemble gigantic hockey sticks. They protrude fore and aft of the boat and are used for steering and lateral movement but not necessarily to gain downstream momentum. Lastly there is an outboard motor that can be used in emergencies, for safety and to make up lost time.

The 3-foot diameter inflatable pontoons are 22 feet long and are attached to a frame constructed from 2” Aluminum pipe. The frame also doubles as the skeletal structure, which supports a hanging floor, two side decks, a front deck and a cabin. Plywood that is cut to the right dimensions and fastened to the aluminum pipe forms the floor and decks. As for the cabin, it is waterproof nylon, canvas and mesh all sewn together and fitted around the aluminum pipe. Inside the cabin there are four berths, a living area, a kitchen and storage. Oh yeah there is a bathroom too, outfitted with all the amenities a camping king would expect.

From June through August I’ll weave approximately 1800 miles through 10 states to the ever-nearing Gulf Coast. Geographically speaking the Mississippi River is separated into two sections, the upper and lower, with the dividing point lying at the confluence with the Ohio River. Both section are as unique as they are long and will offer a river front glimpse at Middle America. One major difference of the Upper Mississippi is that it is a series of pools created by channel dams, while the lower half is free flowing. Due to this, the average current will be much faster downstream of the Ohio River. Along the way I will ‘lock through’ 27 locks, visit the homes of Mark Twain and Elvis, dodge barge traffic, and do some fishing and sunbathing. I intend to explore as much as possible, learn what I can and enjoy life to brim.

If you’d like to come, believe me, I want you to. In fact, I want as much company as possible. The cabin will sleep four, so I hope to have three others with me at all times. The invitation is open to everyone and anyone, family, friends, friends of friends, and especially to characters I meet along the way. There is an itinerary in the blog archive that will help you choose when, where and for how long you would like to join the adventure. Don't worry; I expect the trip will take me 100 days, so you'll have all summer to fit in a Mississippi get-a-way.

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Day 70, 23 Miles - MM 466 to MM 443

'Redneckin'

Sunset Dinner


So if you guys aren't aware of the Persaides Meteor shower look up at the sky tonight. We have seen some kick ass meteors, short ones and red ones and one that spanned the skies breadth. It is going on right now but the mother load won't be here until the 11th and 12th so get out of the city lights if you can, take a blanket and a loved one and sit up on the roof of your car cinema style. The meteor shower kept us out of Vicksburg one more night. It would have been easy to arrive there at 4 o'clock this afternoon but between the atmospheric light show and the red necks we met on the river we decided to camp out one more night. Now, when I say 'rednecks' it is only because they self proclaimed themselves as just that. Doug, Phillip and Luke spotted us up river and came out to see us and insisted that we come 'rednecking' with 'em. Kathy and I felt half obliged, half apprehensive and a hundred percent gung ho so off we went. We weren't sure what to expect but they were about the same as anyone else one this earth. They drank Bud, argued over the spelling of hermaphrodite (not they they new what it meant), and cussed at each other while having the time of their lives. The redneck weekend came and went too soon just like everyone else's and the whole goal of 'rednecking', as far as I can tell is to hoot and holler. Yipetty Yipetty Yahoooooooo and fuck you too.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow look at that sunset! I must say no sunrise or sunset I have seen since the being on the boat has been quite as spectacular. What a wonderful trip it was. It seems like it ended too soon, but I guess with all the tropical storms and hurricanes we got out just in time. Thanks Justus for making it possible! And thanks to everyone else who made him and the "Big Getter" adventure possible. FABULOUS!!!

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