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In the summer of 2008 I will be taking a pontoon houseboat down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis St. Paul to the Gulf of Mexico. It will be my home and vessel as I descend the mighty Mississip. This will be a healthy and relaxing trip, an adventure worth experiencing, and a good-livin-hell-of-a-time. For six years this trip has been living as a fantastical goal within me. I know the beginning is around the bend, and that makes me smile like I just lost my training wheels.

The boat is not traditional in many ways except for that it floats. It is a unique HPB (human powered boat) that in basic appearance looks like a hybrid between a cataraft on steroids and a traditional houseboat. There are four different systems of propulsion that can be operated individually or in conjunction with one another. Its primary form of power comes from two pedal-driven-propeller stations located at the stern on both sides of the boat. They resemble recumbent bicycles with a propeller instead of wheels. In addition, there is a set of oars for rowing on the front deck. The boat also has, for those occasions when the current is strong, sweeps that can be operated from the top of the cabin. Sweeps are long oars that resemble gigantic hockey sticks. They protrude fore and aft of the boat and are used for steering and lateral movement but not necessarily to gain downstream momentum. Lastly there is an outboard motor that can be used in emergencies, for safety and to make up lost time.

The 3-foot diameter inflatable pontoons are 22 feet long and are attached to a frame constructed from 2” Aluminum pipe. The frame also doubles as the skeletal structure, which supports a hanging floor, two side decks, a front deck and a cabin. Plywood that is cut to the right dimensions and fastened to the aluminum pipe forms the floor and decks. As for the cabin, it is waterproof nylon, canvas and mesh all sewn together and fitted around the aluminum pipe. Inside the cabin there are four berths, a living area, a kitchen and storage. Oh yeah there is a bathroom too, outfitted with all the amenities a camping king would expect.

From June through August I’ll weave approximately 1800 miles through 10 states to the ever-nearing Gulf Coast. Geographically speaking the Mississippi River is separated into two sections, the upper and lower, with the dividing point lying at the confluence with the Ohio River. Both section are as unique as they are long and will offer a river front glimpse at Middle America. One major difference of the Upper Mississippi is that it is a series of pools created by channel dams, while the lower half is free flowing. Due to this, the average current will be much faster downstream of the Ohio River. Along the way I will ‘lock through’ 27 locks, visit the homes of Mark Twain and Elvis, dodge barge traffic, and do some fishing and sunbathing. I intend to explore as much as possible, learn what I can and enjoy life to brim.

If you’d like to come, believe me, I want you to. In fact, I want as much company as possible. The cabin will sleep four, so I hope to have three others with me at all times. The invitation is open to everyone and anyone, family, friends, friends of friends, and especially to characters I meet along the way. There is an itinerary in the blog archive that will help you choose when, where and for how long you would like to join the adventure. Don't worry; I expect the trip will take me 100 days, so you'll have all summer to fit in a Mississippi get-a-way.

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Day 61 - Still in Memphis

John and Stephanie's boat - Gorgeous

Those are dock pilings not smoke stacks

Well, we were all set to go, Ice in the cooler, food to last for the next 5 days and air in the tubes, I just had one last thing to do; check my email. I knew it would only take a few minutes and I wanted to take advantage of the city's cell service before we departed. I powered on my computer but nothing happened. The battery should not have run out, but regardless I just switched to AC power. It worked fine but my battery wasn't registering. Instead of the friendly little icon that is normally at the top of my screen to indicate the batteries power percentage I had an unhappy 'X'. Immediately I phoned the technical hotline and after an hour of being on hold, diagnostic tests and downloads I was told that the battery was faulty and that they could ship me a new one. That was all fine and dandy but I didn't think DHL would air lift something to: Blue and Yellow Big Getter on the Mississippi river, so I started exploring other options. The tech. guy said that there was an Apple store in Memphis and that they had a replacement battery in stock. Luckily John and Stephanie, the same guy that took us grocery shopping let me borrow their Jeep. The store couldn't have been any farther away and still have been considered to be in Memphis, it took over an hour to get there and to make a long story short It was after 4 p.m.. by the time Kathy and I got back. They were however able to change out the battery and everything is cool now. A storm was blowing in so we decided to stay the night again. Stephanie invited us over for dinner and we all shot the shit for a while. I ended up inviting her and John to join us for two days down to Helena which lies about 70 miles down stream. They jumped at the invitation but said they had to work tomorrow but if we could wait until Saturday that they would join the adventure. It looks like we will be here another day. I never thought that I would be spending a week in Memphis but I don't think I could have picked a better place.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, they say that Apple store is in Memphis. It is actually in Germantown and is nowhere near the river. Super cool store, though. If I ever drop out of the travel magazine business, I want to work there. Should have called me. I was there last week. Good luck south of Memphis.

Gary (your Missouri yellow page directory)

www.showmemissouri.net

Anonymous said...

Just checking on you two. All of us on the MYC dox were passing some good karma your way this weekend.

Tara (sexy & salty)

Anonymous said...

Hello MYC friends. Not a day has passed where I haven't thought of you and the good times we had while in Memphis. You all are amazingly wonderful folks that I feel blessed to have met. Hopefully, our paths will cross again. Contact me if you are ever in Austin and I will show you a good time! Thanks Tara for posting a comment. Where is everyone else's comments? I want your email addresses.

Take care and have fun!!
Kathy

Anonymous said...

Hey I think is cool of your trip down the Mississippi River. I work on the barges that run the Mississippi River. You never bet on seeing all beautiful scenery did you. A lot of people go thru their whole lives and never enjoy the scenery.

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