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In the summer of 2008 I will be taking a pontoon houseboat down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis St. Paul to the Gulf of Mexico. It will be my home and vessel as I descend the mighty Mississip. This will be a healthy and relaxing trip, an adventure worth experiencing, and a good-livin-hell-of-a-time. For six years this trip has been living as a fantastical goal within me. I know the beginning is around the bend, and that makes me smile like I just lost my training wheels.

The boat is not traditional in many ways except for that it floats. It is a unique HPB (human powered boat) that in basic appearance looks like a hybrid between a cataraft on steroids and a traditional houseboat. There are four different systems of propulsion that can be operated individually or in conjunction with one another. Its primary form of power comes from two pedal-driven-propeller stations located at the stern on both sides of the boat. They resemble recumbent bicycles with a propeller instead of wheels. In addition, there is a set of oars for rowing on the front deck. The boat also has, for those occasions when the current is strong, sweeps that can be operated from the top of the cabin. Sweeps are long oars that resemble gigantic hockey sticks. They protrude fore and aft of the boat and are used for steering and lateral movement but not necessarily to gain downstream momentum. Lastly there is an outboard motor that can be used in emergencies, for safety and to make up lost time.

The 3-foot diameter inflatable pontoons are 22 feet long and are attached to a frame constructed from 2” Aluminum pipe. The frame also doubles as the skeletal structure, which supports a hanging floor, two side decks, a front deck and a cabin. Plywood that is cut to the right dimensions and fastened to the aluminum pipe forms the floor and decks. As for the cabin, it is waterproof nylon, canvas and mesh all sewn together and fitted around the aluminum pipe. Inside the cabin there are four berths, a living area, a kitchen and storage. Oh yeah there is a bathroom too, outfitted with all the amenities a camping king would expect.

From June through August I’ll weave approximately 1800 miles through 10 states to the ever-nearing Gulf Coast. Geographically speaking the Mississippi River is separated into two sections, the upper and lower, with the dividing point lying at the confluence with the Ohio River. Both section are as unique as they are long and will offer a river front glimpse at Middle America. One major difference of the Upper Mississippi is that it is a series of pools created by channel dams, while the lower half is free flowing. Due to this, the average current will be much faster downstream of the Ohio River. Along the way I will ‘lock through’ 27 locks, visit the homes of Mark Twain and Elvis, dodge barge traffic, and do some fishing and sunbathing. I intend to explore as much as possible, learn what I can and enjoy life to brim.

If you’d like to come, believe me, I want you to. In fact, I want as much company as possible. The cabin will sleep four, so I hope to have three others with me at all times. The invitation is open to everyone and anyone, family, friends, friends of friends, and especially to characters I meet along the way. There is an itinerary in the blog archive that will help you choose when, where and for how long you would like to join the adventure. Don't worry; I expect the trip will take me 100 days, so you'll have all summer to fit in a Mississippi get-a-way.

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Father's Day

M/V Driftless


My parents and Grandpa Marvin joined me this evening. We dined on Prairie du Chien's famous Pete's burgers with some fellow house boaters on their boat, The Driftless. I got to be honest, dinner was more like meatloaf on a bun than a hamburger. They were tasty, but could have been even tastier with some fixin's, of course that could just be an acquired taste I picked up living in the south. Marvin is an entertainer at heart and would make friends with a light post if it could talk, so he didn't waste any time meeting our neighbors, Tim, Sara and Eva, who live nearby in Mcgregor but spend a good deal of time on The Driftless. They invited us in and Tim (who turns out is very well known and respected in town) told us of life growing up in Prairie. He shared child hood antics and local history with us. He's as much a river man as anyone I've met and a hell of a nice guy. He is a bearish man and by appearance someone you wouldn't want to cross. Both he and his wife have worked in correctional facilities and by the sounds of it, have a family full of law enforcement officers. I couldn't help but wonder if that made getting a date for their daughter a little more difficult. The company was grand and the stories pursued into the night. It was a great fathers-day and an amazing introduction for The Big Getter's new crew.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

How did you meet Tim and his family? I am so glad to see that Marvin made the trip, that's awesome. What a guy!

Anonymous said...

Justus ,

I am enjoying daily following your journey.
Great photo of your Mother , Dad , Grandfather
and yourself . I know you are enjoying
them being with you .
Some folks in local coffee shop are following
your reports along with some people I know
in Arkansas.
I look forward to traveling with you via
internet down the Mighty Mississippi .

Robert
in Houston

Anonymous said...

Thanks Robert, I am having a blast and it is so nice to have family along. Im glad you are keeping up with the trip and that it is entertaining. I hope all is well with you.
Justus

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